yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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