it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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