This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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