No awkward lesbian experiences without me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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