we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Randomize
