I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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