awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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