No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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