peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
