roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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