Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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