i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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