I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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