she was so not down for the gang bang
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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