Dual....:-)
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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