Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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