how can u be prego again
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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