I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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