my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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