road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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