I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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