He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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