I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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