oh god the rape fog is back!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I love you. Go after that dick
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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