Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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