Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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