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(207): View more from Maine

We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with

(217): View more from Illinois

well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment

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(440): View more from Ohio

i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense

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(519): View more from Ontario

Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.

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(541): View more from Oregon

im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more

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(336): View more from North Carolina

That boy needs some memories to take back home with him

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not

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(585): View more from New York

Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?

(224): View more from Illinois

No actually I had socks on...

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