Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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