Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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