brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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