did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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