do herpes really smell.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Randomize
