Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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