with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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