I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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