My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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