like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
