my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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