would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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