Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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