i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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