you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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