I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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