I heard we made out
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My vagina just clenched in fear
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
