I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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