I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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