Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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