whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
