We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Randomize
