physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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